The Chronic Obesity Protocol — Guarantee Conditions
This guarantee was not written by a lawyer. It was written by someone who wants you to understand every condition plainly before you decide.
Read this once. If every condition feels fair — you are the client this guarantee was written for.
Who This Programme Is For — Eligibility First
This programme is designed exclusively for individuals with a BMI of 33 or above.
If your BMI is below 33 — this is not the right track regardless of how you feel about your weight. The Visceral Fat Protocol or the Detox Protocol will serve you more appropriately. Fasting Kaka will confirm the right fit on your first call.
If your BMI is 33 or above and you have been unable to achieve permanent weight loss despite serious attempts — this programme and this guarantee were built for your exact situation.
Pre-enrolment blood screening is mandatory — fasting glucose, HbA1c, lipid profile including triglycerides, and TSH minimum.
What We Promise
Follow the Chronic Obesity Protocol completely for six months — including every fasting requirement, every CGM condition, and every consultation — and show measurable improvement in two or fewer of the five biological markers listed below — 75% of your programme fee (₹1,87,500) will be returned to you within seven days.
No argument. No committee. One conversation.
When Does the Guarantee Activate?
Here is the simple answer: if you follow this protocol completely for six months and your body fails to show meaningful improvement — the guarantee activates and 75% of your fee returns.
Meaningful improvement is defined across five specific biological markers. These are not abstract wellness scores. They are objective, measurable, clinically recognised indicators — two from your scale and tape, two from your blood report, and one from your own daily experience.
At the end of six months we assess all five. If you have achieved improvement in two or fewer — the guarantee activates. If you have achieved improvement in three or more — the transformation has objectively occurred and the guarantee does not activate.
Three of five is the threshold. Here is what each marker means:
▶️ Marker 1 — Body Weight Your Day 1 weight is verified on a live video call and synced to a smart scale from Day 1. By Day 180 your weight must have reduced by a minimum of 10% of that verified starting figure. At 90kg that means 9kg. At 110kg that means 11kg. The threshold scales automatically with your starting weight — nobody is held to a number disproportionate to where they began. If this reduction has not occurred — Marker 1 is unmet.
▶️ Marker 2 — Waist Circumference Your waist is measured, photographed, and dated on Day 1. By Day 180 it must have reduced by a minimum of 5cm from that verified measurement. Waist circumference is the most clinically significant indicator of visceral fat reduction — more meaningful than weight alone. If this reduction has not occurred — Marker 2 is unmet.
▶️ Marker 3 — Fasting Glucose or HbA1c Taken from your Day 1 and Day 180 blood reports — both from a registered diagnostic centre. We are not asking for normalisation. We are asking for any meaningful directional movement toward the healthy reference range. Fasting glucose dropping from 140 to 108 counts. HbA1c dropping from 7.4 to 6.6 counts. Partial improvement counts — not just normalisation. If neither has moved meaningfully in the right direction — Marker 3 is unmet.
▶️ Marker 4 — Triglycerides Taken from your Day 1 and Day 180 lipid profiles — both from a registered diagnostic centre (Thyrocare, Dr Lal Pathlabs, Metropolis, SRL, or equivalent). Directional improvement counts. Triglycerides dropping from 280 to 190 counts even if the reading has not yet crossed the 150 mg/dL normal threshold. Any meaningful reduction in the right direction is sufficient. If triglycerides have not moved meaningfully toward normal range — Marker 4 is unmet.
▶️ Marker 5 — Energy and Sleep Score On Day 1 you will complete a simple 10-point self-assessment questionnaire rating your daily energy and sleep quality. The same questionnaire is completed on Day 180. A minimum improvement of 3 points across the combined score qualifies this marker as met. This questionnaire is provided by us, completed by you, signed and dated on both occasions. If the combined score has not improved by 3 points — Marker 5 is unmet.
HOW THE GUARANTEE ACTIVATES — Stated With Total Clarity:
Count your met markers at Day 180.
✅ Three or more markers met — transformation has objectively occurred. Guarantee does not activate.
🛑 Two or fewer markers met despite full compliance — guarantee activates. ₹1,87,500 returned within seven days. No argument. No committee. One conversation.
🔵 Most fully compliant clients on this protocol exceed all five markers within the first 90 days. The guarantee exists not because we expect these markers to go unmet — but because we are certain enough to stand behind it completely if they do.
The Five Compliance Conditions
The guarantee is valid only if all five of the following are met and verifiable at programme end. If any single condition is unmet — the guarantee is void, regardless of marker outcomes.
Condition 1 — Fasting Protocol Adherence (The Most Critical Condition)
Fasting is not a supplementary component of this protocol. It is the mechanism through which every biological marker above moves. Without fasting — the CGM, the nutrition blueprint, and the consultations are tools without their primary instrument.
The fasting requirements across the six-month programme are as follows — and adherence to each tier is mandatory for the guarantee to remain active:
▶️ Daily Intermittent Fasting — Every Single Day: A minimum fasting window of 16 hours must be observed every day throughout the programme. This means eating is confined to an 8-hour window daily — without exception. The specific window (e.g. 12pm–8pm or 11am–7pm) is set personally by Fasting Kaka based on your lifestyle and biology at programme commencement.
▶️ 24-Hour Fasts — Minimum Once Per Fortnight: Once every two weeks — on a day designated by Fasting Kaka — you will observe a complete 24-hour fast. Water, black coffee, and plain green tea are permitted. No solid food. No caloric beverages. These fasts are logged on WhatsApp on the day they occur. A minimum of 12 completed 24-hour fasts across the six-month programme is required for guarantee eligibility.
▶️ 36-Hour Fasts — Minimum Once Per Month: Once per calendar month — on a day designated by Fasting Kaka — you will observe a 36-hour fast. This typically runs from dinner one evening through to breakfast the morning after the following day. A minimum of 6 completed 36-hour fasts across the six-month programme is required for guarantee eligibility.
▶️ 42-Hour Fasts — Minimum Once Every Six Weeks: Once every six weeks — on a day designated by Fasting Kaka — you will observe a 42-hour extended fast. These are the most metabolically powerful fasting events in the programme — the point at which autophagy deepens, visceral fat mobilisation accelerates, and insulin sensitivity resets most dramatically. A minimum of 4 completed 42-hour fasts across the six-month programme is required for guarantee eligibility.
▶️ Extended Fasts of 60–66 Hours — If Clinically Indicated: For clients where Fasting Kaka determines an extended fast is clinically appropriate — based on blood reports, glucose response, and weight trajectory — one or more 60–66-hour fasts may be prescribed. These are never imposed arbitrarily. They are prescribed when the biology indicates their necessity. If prescribed — they are mandatory for guarantee eligibility. These fasts are conducted under direct WhatsApp supervision throughout their duration.
How Fasting Compliance Is Verified: Every fast — of every duration — is logged on WhatsApp on the day it occurs with a start time and end time. Your CGM data corroborates fasting compliance independently — a 24-hour fast produces an unmistakable glucose pattern: stable, low, flat. A person who has eaten during a declared fast period will show a glucose spike within 45 minutes. The CGM and WhatsApp log together form an objective, timestamped fasting record that cannot be retroactively altered.
Missing more than 10% of required fasting events across any category voids the guarantee for that programme period. Specifically: fewer than 10 of 12 required 24-hour fasts, fewer than 5 of 6 required 36-hour fasts, or fewer than 3 of 4 required 42-hour fasts — each individually voids the guarantee.
Condition 2 — Continuous CGM Wear
You will wear a FreeStyle Libre sensor from Day 1 continuously for the full six months. On Day 1 you will install the LibreLink app on your smartphone and add Fasting Kaka as a LibreLinkUp connection — granting him real-time read-only access to your glucose data every minute of every day.
This connection must remain active and uninterrupted for the full 180 days. Revoking access at any point voids the guarantee automatically.
Sensor gaps longer than 72 consecutive hours void the guarantee — the sole exception being documented Abbott manufacturing failures, for which a replacement sensor is arranged within 48 hours upon notification.
You do not need to do anything with this data. Wear the sensor. The data flows automatically. Fasting Kaka monitors it in real time via his LibreLinkUp app. If your glucose spikes above threshold — you will hear from him within the hour.
Condition 3 — Starting Biometrics Verified on Day 1
▶️ Live video call weigh-in on Day 1 — scale visible, number visible, date confirmed, screenshot saved by both parties.
▶️ Waist circumference photographed with date stamp — front-facing, consistent methodology.
▶️ Smart scale gifted at enrolment and synced to shared dashboard for daily automated timestamped weight tracking.
▶️ Blood report not older than 30 days submitted at enrolment — minimum panel: fasting glucose, HbA1c, lipid profile including triglycerides, TSH.
Without all four of the above verified on Day 1 — no guarantee claim is possible at programme end.
Condition 4 — Minimum 80% Weekly Call Attendance
26 weekly calls across the six-month programme. Minimum 21 must be attended. Calls missed without 24-hour advance notice count as unexcused absences. More than five unexcused absences void the guarantee.
Rescheduled calls with adequate notice do not count as absences — scheduling flexibility is always available.
Condition 5 — End Biometrics Submitted Within 7 Days of Programme End
▶️ Day 180 weight on smart scale — server-timestamped automatically.
▶️ Waist circumference — measured, photographed, dated.
▶️ Fresh blood report — lipid profile including triglycerides + fasting glucose or HbA1c — taken between Day 165 and Day 180 from a registered diagnostic centre.
▶️ Energy and sleep questionnaire — completed, signed, and dated.
If end biometrics are not submitted within seven days of programme end — the guarantee window closes and no claim is possible.
Two Mandatory Blood Reports
Both reports must be from a registered diagnostic centre — Thyrocare, Dr Lal Pathlabs, Metropolis, SRL, or equivalent. Self-reported values, handwritten reports, or unverified digital entries are not accepted.
▶️ Report 1 — At Enrolment: Not older than 30 days from programme start date. Minimum panel: fasting glucose, HbA1c, full lipid profile including triglycerides, TSH.
▶️ Report 2 — Final Two Weeks: Taken between Day 165 and Day 180. Identical minimum panel as Report 1 for direct side-by-side comparison.
These two reports are the objective, third-party verified foundation of your guarantee assessment. They cannot be disputed by either party.
How to Claim
▶️ Step 1: WhatsApp Fasting Kaka at programme end: “Guarantee Claim — [Your Name] — Chronic Obesity Protocol.”
▶️ Step 2: Submit all end biometrics within seven days of programme end — weight (smart scale data auto-available), waist photograph, Day 180 blood report, energy questionnaire.
▶️ Step 3: Fasting log, Abbott LibreLinkUp CGM data, smart scale dashboard, attendance record, and WhatsApp check-in history reviewed. Assessment completed within five business days.
▶️ Step 4: All five compliance conditions verified. All five biological markers assessed against verified Day 1 baseline.
▶️ Step 5: If all conditions are met and two or fewer markers have improved — ₹1,87,500 returned within seven business days to the original payment source.
▶️ Step 6: If any compliance condition is unmet — a written explanation is provided with the specific supporting data referenced. No surprises. No ambiguity. No arguments.
The Spirit of This Guarantee
Fasting is not a lifestyle preference in this protocol. It is the primary biological lever — the instrument through which insulin drops, autophagy activates, visceral fat mobilises, and every blood marker begins to move. A protocol followed without its fasting component is not this protocol. It is a diet.
The conditions above exist not to make claiming difficult — but to ensure that what is being assessed is the result of the actual programme, not a partial version of it. If you fast as prescribed, wear the sensor, attend your calls, and submit your biometrics — and your body still does not respond across three of five markers — the money comes back. That is certain. That is the deal.
Six months of full compliance on this protocol has never failed to produce measurable biological change in a client with a functioning hormonal system and a BMI of 30 or above. The guarantee exists because we are certain of that. Not despite the conditions — because of them.
